Stanford University Secedes From The Union

STANFORD, CA- After meeting with the heads of every academic department, the…

Stanford Med School: Mother’s Kisses Contain Healing Power

STANFORD, CA—The worst dreams of Band-Aid® have finally come true. At the…

NBA Cancels Games to Allow Fans to Focus on the NFL

NEW YORK CITY—After several hours of intense deliberation, David Stern, commissioner of…

Public Schools Get Day Off Of School To Honor Mass Murderer

TOLEDO, OH—Gardner Elementary School students had no school this past Monday to…