Thanks to New SHPRC Policy, Freshman Has So Many More Condoms Not to Use Now

Following the announcement that the Sexual Health and Peer Resource Center (SHRPC)…

Freshman Relieved to Discover that Roommate is Just as Racist as He is

After hearing roommate Leroy White mutter a series of racial slurs while…

CoHo On Probation for Serving Alcohol during Admit Weekend

Ogwumike Selected No. 1 in WNBA Draft, Relegated to Life of Poverty and Anonymity

While the campus and football world have been abuzz with the expectation…

God Tells GOP Candidate to Run to Increase Obama’s Chances

Hennessy: “Fuck it, We’re Going to be a Football School.”

After several years of continued success on the gridiron, President Hennessy announced…

Stanford Women Run Marathon, Waste Time, Energy, Money

SAN FRANCISCO, CA–Waking up far too early and paying far too much…