El Chapo’s Private Zoo’s Lack of Diversity “Troubling”, DeVos Says

Notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, who has been on…

Junior Has Been Stealing Books from Green for Years, Just for the Rush

Stanford Junior Timothy Lewis revealed to the Flipside that he has stolen…

Informal Policy Among Students to Execute Anyone Who Scores Above Mean on Midterms

Following a particularly rough midterm season, and under the nose of school…

Report: ‘Stanford Duck Syndrome’ Rebranded to ‘Stanford Frog Syndrome’ as Students Start Eating Live Frogs

As the weather turns wet and the cracks in the road slowly…