Child Heir to Kazakhstani Throne Doesn’t Even Understand Net Unrealized Appreciation

I’m taking Econ 106A, and you know what? I’m outraged that when…

Report: Ghost Hitler to Be the Next Guest Invited to Campus in SCR’s Ongoing “Controversial Speakers” Series

Late last night, before the libtards could wake up and man their…

Stanford to Begin Replacing Classes with Google Onboarding Program

As part of Stanford’s ongoing long-range planning initiative, University President Marc Tessier-Lavigne…

Ballot Filled Out with #2½ Pencil Forces Entire Electoral District to Retake SAT

Tragedy struck on Election Day when longtime Atlanta resident and law-abiding citizen…

PHE’s Stop Giving Out Glow in the Dark Condoms, Dudes Lose Their Dicks

In protest of the grotesquely low salaries they are being paid, peer…