Freshman RA’s Brace Themselves for Annual “Feces of Our Community” Event

Following a memorable “Faces of Our Community” seminar during NSO, freshman RA’s…

Frequent Nordstrom Shopper Adds “Activism” To Resume

PALO ALTO, CA – Pondering President Trump’s recent attacks on Nordstrom and…

New San Francisco Resident and Google Employee Is Very Opposed to Gentrification

This Sunday, David Peterson, who recently got a job at Google and…

“We Should Catch Up Sometime,” Says Senior Who Doesn’t Want to Catch Up

At 2 PM this Sunday, Senior Elizabeth Brown was seen saying “we…

“Liberals Get Offended Too Easily” Says Offended Man

RALEIGH, N.C.—After finishing a long-winded rant about the hypersensitivity of college liberals,…

National Theta Chi Fraternity: “Human Centipede Is For Pledges ONLY”

Following news that they will be suing Stanford University, the national fraternity…

Student Celebrates Break in Binge Drinking Schedule With Week of Binge Drinking

After a Winter Quarter marked by heavy episodic drinking, sophomore Natalie Simmons…