Stanford Falls Behind in Alcohol Consumption Rates

The National rankings for college consumption of alcohol are out and once…

Cool ProFro Scores Alcohol for Upperclassmen

With Admit Weekend in the rearview mirror, rumors have begun to surface…

OAPE Selects 24 Random Freshman to Participate in the Drinking Games

In a yearly celebration designed to remember the horrors of excess alcohol…

OAPE Typo Turns “Alcohol Free” Party Into “Free Alcohol” Party

The Office of Alcohol P E (OAPE) experienced an unexpected surge in…

Study Finds Students Get “Good Night’s Sleep” After Special Dinner

A study released earlier this week by members of the Kappa Alpha…

Wikipedia Suffered Huge Hangover After Blacking Out

After blacking out for an entire day on January 18th, Wikipedia reportedly…

Despite Lack of Snow, Students Still Planning to Drink Heavily on Ski Trip

On the verge of the annual dorm ski trips, many Stanford students…

Ralph Castro Just Needs a Drink

After the record number of alcohol transports this fall and the complete…

Alcohol Edu Helps Freshman Make Good Life Choices

Sources report that Stanford’s mandatory online Alcohol Edu program for freshman helped…

An Open Letter To Andrew Luck

Dear Andrew, Let’s dispense with the formalities. We should be friends. I’m…