“Exotic” Brainstorm Team Still Debating Next Year’s Gems: Exotic Platonic, Exotic Bubonic, and Exotic Titanic

Sad Cow Disease Found in California Dairy Cow

Yesterday afternoon, the U.S. Department of Agriculture confirmed a severe case of…

ResEd Replaces Draw With First Come First Serve System

In response to widespread complaints about the draw being inefficient, and “the…

Stanford Police To Promote Autocratic Bike Safety Policies

In response to an increase in bicycle accidents in the past few…

Beards and Books: Occupy Meyer to Join Housing System


In response to disgruntled cries over a disorganized and disappointing housing system,…

Area Man Saving Himself For Politics or Coaching

Local grad student Mark Henderson has announced he will abstain from sexual…

Stanford Falls Behind in Alcohol Consumption Rates

The National rankings for college consumption of alcohol are out and once…

New Contemplation Center the Result of Aggressive Game of “Text or 4.2 Million Dollar Building”

Stanford Board of Trustees member Wendy Munger woke up in a daze…