Stanford Board of Trustees member Wendy Munger woke up in a daze last Sunday morning only to realize that she had approved a new 4.
2 million dollar contemplation center as part of a ridiculous game.
Modeled after Text or Shot, “Text or 4.
2 Million Dollar Building” forces players to either send an embarrasing text or approve a 4.2 million dollar building.

“I remember playing on our board retreat last night,” she said as she popped a few advil in her mouth, “Penny was gonna send a really embarrasing text to my ex, so I approved the building.
Fuck it.”

Students have mixed feelings about the contemplation center, ranging from “This is a pretty bad use of money” to “This is the worst use of money ever.”

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