Report: ‘Beyond Sex Ed’ to be Renamed ‘Bed Bath and Beyond Sex Ed’ after Massive Corporate Merger

Though unknown to many, Leland Stanford Junior University is broke, its endowment…

Dean Shaw Finally Announces One Admission Mistake

In breaking news, Dean Richard Shaw has revealed information on Stanford’s first…

After Years of Palace Intrigue, Machiavellian Mastermind Becomes Student Group’s Financial Officer

“My schemes are at their zenith,” cackled sophomore Lucian Snert early Monday…

Try-Hard to Increase Margins, Shrink Font to Satisfy Final Paper Max Page Count

According to multiple sources in Lantana, sophomore Toby Maxwell has expressed his…

ALERT: Construction of Stanford Bubble to Begin Week 10

As the year begins to wind down, Stanford administration has begun planning…