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Four Loko Use Falls, Charlie Sheen use Skyrockets
It’s only been months since Four Loko has been off shelves, and college students have already found a much more dangerous replacement. The popular drink, which combined caffeine and alcohol, was banned...
March 6th, 2011
Marguerite Clarifies On-Bus Intercourse Policy
Muammar Gaddafi Furious Toy Story 3 Didn’t Win Best Picture
Vicious TriDelt Pillow Fight Leaves 7 Dead, 16 Wounded
Stanford students were shocked by a recent case of lighthearted playing gone horribly wrong. What started out as an impromptu pillow fight quickly devolved into a bloodbath.
“Me and Laura were baking...
March 6th, 2011
GM Successfully Petitions Way Onto Special Fees Ballot
In wake of the recent economic downturn, GM has been put on the ballot for Special Fees at Stanford University because they heard how they could receive lucrative budgets with little scrutiny.
Some Stanford...
March 6th, 2011
Chicago Mayor Rahm Emmanuel Plans to Visit City “Soon”
Newly elected Chicago Mayor Rahm Emmanuel has made plans to visit the city “soon.” Anonymous sources within the former Chief of Staff’s campaign team have indicated that a trip to Chicago...
March 5th, 2011
Stanford Space Station Nearing Completion
Out near the Oval, Stanford’s newest project, a self-launching space station, is nearing completion. With its primary infrastructure in place, administrators expect to be shooting students into geosynchronous...
March 4th, 2011
Libyan Guy Absolutely Fuckin Off His Rocker
Tensions Escalate as Two Superpowers Enter Cold Poke War
Tensions have recently mounted between two high-profile students, John Davis from Wilbur on East Campus and Tim Adams from Roble on West campus, resulting in a volatile Cold Poke War situation, with a...
March 2nd, 2011
Parents Still Really Amazed by the Potato Forks for Some Reason
Freshman Katie Swimmer took her parents to the Treehouse for lunch last weekend, but she couldn’t stop her parents from commenting on the potato forks they used to eat their meal.
“They just...
March 1st, 2011


