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ResX is Susie Brubaker-Cole Playing Minecraft Alone in a Dark Room for 16 Hours a Day Making Her Perfect Stanford

Sources recently revealed to the Flipside that Vice Provost for Student Affairs…

Op Ed: My Body is an Anarcho-Syndicalist Workers Collective, and I Am Merely Its Elected Delegate

I was a king once. As a child, I could command my…

I Frantically Ran Up to An Allegory of a Decrepit, Limping, Blind, Albino Man to Demand Answers Pertaining to Universal Truth

There I was, late last night, lost and dripping with confusion over…

Clarification: We Didn’t Really Mean Arson In Our Threat Against Daily

Well, okay, maybe we did, but that wasn’t the Only action we were going…

Five Days After Young Boy Reported Missing Within “Comfy Chair,” Body Recovered

Five days after the shocking news that area preteen Cody Parks had…

Dear Abby, My Roommate Built a Guillotine and I’m Worried He’s Going to Execute Me

Dear Abby, Abby, you sexy omniscient bitch, I’m worried. My roommate hasn’t…

In Response to Warren’s Loan Forgiveness Plan, Trump Announces New “Make-‘Em-Cry” Student Debt Calculator

Following Senator Elizabeth Warren’s announcement of a loan forgiveness plan to address…