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Realizing It’s Only Week 4, Freshman Implodes And Creates Literal Black Hole In Dorm Room

October 20, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Realizing It’s Only Week 4, Freshman Implodes And Creates Literal Black Hole In Dorm Room
Realizing It’s Only Week 4, Freshman Implodes And Creates Literal Black Hole In Dorm Room

On Tuesday, there were reports of a black hole forming in a Twain dorm room, with further investigation showing that one of the room’s residents, Ben Backus, had a mental breakdown at 3:16 AM, causing his body to spontaneously implode. His roommate, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims that “Ben just […]

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Study Finds Twin Sent into Space Much Cooler than Twin Left on Earth

March 31, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Study Finds Twin Sent into Space Much Cooler than Twin Left on Earth
Study Finds Twin Sent into Space Much Cooler than Twin Left on Earth

Last Friday Astronaut Scott Kelly launched from Kazakhstan on a historical mission to study the long-term effects of living in space on the human body, while his twin, Mark, remained on Earth to serve as a control. Researchers at a host of universities will be watching how Scott’s time in […]

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Student Spends Summer Researching the Effects of a Child’s Extended Adolescence on Middle Class Families

September 24, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Spends Summer Researching the Effects of a Child’s Extended Adolescence on Middle Class Families
Student Spends Summer Researching the Effects of a Child’s Extended Adolescence on Middle Class Families

At the end of last year, sophomore Ryan Tweed was presented with an amazing opportunity. As the rising junior now recalls, “All around me, my friends were finding these incredible jobs and internships. One girl was going to be working at Boeing, and my roommate had found a lab where […]

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Scientific Study Irrefutably Proves Existence of God

February 6, 2011 3:56 pmComments Off on Scientific Study Irrefutably Proves Existence of God
Scientific Study Irrefutably Proves Existence of God

In one of the more interesting scientific discoveries this week, researchers have proven the existence of a benevolent and all-powerful deity, thus forever rendering ages of religious speculation and existential dread pointless. “This shit’s airtight,” said Richard Dawkins, a prominent and vocal atheist, in reference to the study’s pristine methodology. […]

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New Study Finds Females Incapable of Reaching Orgasm, Local Scientist Assures Wife

November 23, 2010 12:29 amComments Off on New Study Finds Females Incapable of Reaching Orgasm, Local Scientist Assures Wife
New Study Finds Females Incapable of Reaching Orgasm, Local Scientist Assures Wife
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Shocking Statistic Reveals Something Bad About Americans

August 5, 2010 11:18 pmComments Off on Shocking Statistic Reveals Something Bad About Americans
Shocking Statistic Reveals Something Bad About Americans

Researchers at a private university released an unsettling study today that revealed that a large percentage of Americans do not have the ability to do something basic that most people assumed they could do. The study went on to prove that Americans also lack a surprising amount of knowledge in […]

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The Flipside Exclusive Interview with Adam Savage

February 1, 2010 3:39 pm0 comments
The Flipside Exclusive Interview with Adam Savage

STANFORD – Excerpt from Scott Scotley’s exclusive interview with Adam Savage of TV’s Mythbusters SCOTLEY: Mr. Savage, rumor has it that you and the Mythbusters team have chosen Stanford University as the focus of your next episode. Can you bust this myth? SAVAGE: Ha ha, very funny Scott. But in […]

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The Flipside Magazine – Science: Is it Science or Pseudoscience?

April 28, 2009 4:37 pm0 comments
The Flipside Magazine – Science: Is it Science or Pseudoscience?
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Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”

February 8, 2009 4:32 pm0 comments
Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”

JACKSON—Just a few months after bringing “Intelligent Design” into Mississippi classrooms, the Department of Education in Mississippi has decided to bring a new controversial theory to students across the state. In a press conference held yesterday, Haley Barbour, governor of Mississippi, discussed his new education policy: “As of next year, […]

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Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved

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Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved

Punxsutawney, PA—In the timeless tradition of groundhogs that have come before him, Punxsutawney Phil came out last Monday, February 2nd and saw his shadow. Meteorologists and environmentalists around the world are stirring after an event with such revolutionary implications. “Do you know what this means for global warming?” said one […]

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