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Inspiring: Stanford Student Takes a Stand Against Cold Weather by Transferring

February 11, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on Inspiring: Stanford Student Takes a Stand Against Cold Weather by Transferring
Inspiring: Stanford Student Takes a Stand Against Cold Weather by Transferring

(For confidentiality purposes, the Flipside will not be using Reed Pearson’s name in this article.) Winter quarter bears not only sad students, but also sad weather. One sandal-wearing Stanford student is taking this particularly hard; in fact, the frigid air and monsoon rains have pushed this young man to pursue […]

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Otero Treasurer Executed for Big Game Treason on Meyer Green

November 12, 2018 7:00 pmComments Off on Otero Treasurer Executed for Big Game Treason on Meyer Green
Otero Treasurer Executed for Big Game Treason on Meyer Green

The grass on Meyer Green was stained a dark and brilliant red last Wednesday when Viltautė Findlay, now-former Otero Treasurer, was executed, with a crowd of cheering students looking on. Treason at Stanford is defined as “levying War against it, or adhering to its Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort”, and […]

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Op-Ed: I got matched with Marc Tessier-Lavigne on Marriage Pact and now he won’t stop texting me

December 4, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: I got matched with Marc Tessier-Lavigne on Marriage Pact and now he won’t stop texting me
Op-Ed: I got matched with Marc Tessier-Lavigne on Marriage Pact and now he won’t stop texting me

I filled out the Stanford Marriage Pact survey in a quest for love. A freshman at Stanford, I was feeling a little lost, and along comes a way to form an instant connection in the most meaningful way possible: algorithm-based love through a short online form. Nervously, I awaited my […]

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Marc Tessier-Lavigne Revealed to be Hooked to Cryogenic Vat Between Speeches

October 24, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Marc Tessier-Lavigne Revealed to be Hooked to Cryogenic Vat Between Speeches
Marc Tessier-Lavigne Revealed to be Hooked to Cryogenic Vat Between Speeches

In a press conference that has stunned students and wowed the scientific community, Stanford Provost Persis Drell confirmed this weekend that school president Marc Tessier-Lavigne is kept preserved in a cryogenic vat between speeches, only emerging from his ungodly slumber for intermittent public appearances. “It’s basically a Winter Soldier-type deal,” […]

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Marc Tessier-Lavigne to Allow Two Hottest People From Each Dorm to Get On Ark

February 27, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Marc Tessier-Lavigne to Allow Two Hottest People From Each Dorm to Get On Ark
Marc Tessier-Lavigne to Allow Two Hottest People From Each Dorm to Get On Ark

STANFORD, CA — As the threat of flood increases each day of this rainy season at Stanford, Marc Tessier-Lavigne has announced a plan for the two hottest people from each dorm to begin boarding his ark. “At some point everyone will have to accept the reality of this armageddon flood […]

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