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Cartoons Shown To Have Damaging Effect on the Meth-Addicted

January 19, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Cartoons Shown To Have Damaging Effect on the Meth-Addicted
Cartoons Shown To Have Damaging Effect on the Meth-Addicted

NEW HAVEN, CT – In a worrying study released last week by researchers at Yale, it has been revealed that watching cartoons can have long-lasting effects on those suffering from the early stages of meth addiction. The report indicated that viewing just 30 minutes of ‘Dora the Explorer’ or ‘Bubble […]

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Mexico Assures U.S. El Chapo Held in Nation’s Most Secure Escape Tunnel

January 11, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Mexico Assures U.S. El Chapo Held in Nation’s Most Secure Escape Tunnel
Mexico Assures U.S. El Chapo Held in Nation’s Most Secure Escape Tunnel
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US Government Terminates War On Drugs

January 26, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on US Government Terminates War On Drugs
US Government Terminates War On Drugs

“Honestly, I’m not really sure why we ever thought this was a good idea,” said Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hagel. “We really should have sobered up first. Afghanistan is a tricky situation that we really need to start taking much more seriously.” Chuck has a great point, but this certainly […]

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Student Managed to Find Time Between Drugs to Listen to Music at Coachella

April 24, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Student Managed to Find Time Between Drugs to Listen to Music at Coachella
Student Managed to Find Time Between Drugs to Listen to Music at Coachella
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Area Man Beats Cigarette Addiction by Taking Up Cocaine

November 11, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Area Man Beats Cigarette Addiction by Taking Up Cocaine
Area Man Beats Cigarette Addiction by Taking Up Cocaine

Redwood City, CA– In the latest feel-good news, 33-year-old Colin Martin has finally defeated his decade-long addiction to cigarettes by taking up cocaine. “I tried so many different approaches to quit smoking,” explained Colin. “Cold turkey, nicotine gum, hypnosis . . . none of them worked for me. I kept […]

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Four Loko Use Falls, Charlie Sheen use Skyrockets

March 6, 2011 2:49 pmComments Off on Four Loko Use Falls, Charlie Sheen use Skyrockets
Four Loko Use Falls, Charlie Sheen use Skyrockets

It’s only been months since Four Loko has been off shelves, and college students have already found a much more dangerous replacement. The popular drink, which combined caffeine and alcohol, was banned by the FDA late last year due to a series of reports that it posed serious risks to […]

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Head Shop Implements Drug Testing to Weed Out Sober Employees

May 24, 2009 11:09 pm0 comments
Head Shop Implements Drug Testing to Weed Out Sober Employees
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Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party

February 22, 2009 9:25 pm0 comments
Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party
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Study Finds Research Results Skewed By Students Looking For Beer Money

October 12, 2008 2:15 am0 comments
Study Finds Research Results Skewed By Students Looking For Beer Money

By Gregory Linsch STANFORD—The Stanford Psychology department just released the results to a revolutionary study that they had been conducting over the past forty years: 93.2% of the results they have obtained from surveys and studies conducted on college campuses have come from students looking for beer money. Some are […]

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Campus Police Give Up, Replace ‘STOP’ Signs With ‘GO’ Signs

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Campus Police Give Up, Replace ‘STOP’ Signs  With ‘GO’ Signs

By Stanley Waters STANFORD—Last Thursday, in an act many have seen coming for over a decade, Stanford’s campus police department announced its decision to remove all stop signs from the Stanford campus. The initiative is designed to cut down on crime and ease the heavy workload on campus police. “Every […]

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