Patriots’ Balls Smaller Than Claimed

NFL officials published a report this past week indicating that despite being cleared…

My mom makes this transcendent Pico de Gallo

US Government Terminates War On Drugs

“Honestly, I’m not really sure why we ever thought this was a…

Congressional Candidate Wins, Beats Other Congressional Candidate

The results are in. The 2014 Midterm Elections are over and every…

This is the MOST Sarcaaaastic Article EVER Written, Maybe

This is the veeeery best most amaaaaazing article you’ve ever read in…