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Bernie Sanders Patents Own Workout Regimen of Rigorous Arm Waving

In the spirit of his grassroots campaign, Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders…

Cartoons Shown To Have Damaging Effect on the Meth-Addicted

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Last Survivor of 1906 Earthquake Dies of Something Way Less Cool

BAKERSFIELD, CA- Surrounded by friends, family, and the knowledge that his passing…