To Curb Pollution, Trump Administration Recommends Reusing Condoms

In a ground-breaking study published Friday morning, the Environmental Protections Agency (EPA)…

Op-ed: ASSU elections are just a big popularity contest, and it looks like we’re the mothafuckin’ winners

Editor’s note: This article was written on Saturday, prior to the release…

Water-Filled Coffee Thermos Way Too Qualified For This Shit

Realizing the whole of its temperature-maintaining design ethos was being ignored so…

Quote of the Week 1/30

“Fuck!” –Man Watching Porn Impatiently