True Aficionado Listens Only To Music Pressed onto 5,000-Year-Old Sumerian Clay Tablets

Citing evidence that “it’s how the artist intended their music to be…

Water-Filled Coffee Thermos Way Too Qualified For This Shit

Realizing the whole of its temperature-maintaining design ethos was being ignored so…

Op-Ed: I Think A Crocodile Would Win In A Fight Against An Alligator, But I’m Not Willing To Bet Everything On It

Okay, so call me crazy, but I think a crocodile would win…

Quote of the Week 1/30

“Fuck!” –Man Watching Porn Impatiently