Op-ed: ASSU elections are just a big popularity contest, and it looks like we’re the mothafuckin’ winners

Editor’s note: This article was written on Saturday, prior to the release…

Stanford Announces New Student Web Portal To Make It Easier to Access Student Web Portals

In the most expansive change of its kind in Stanford history, university…

Open Letter to Marc Tessier Lavigne: “I Will Never Trust a Person with the Name Marc Because it Rhymes with Narc, Which is a Bad Type of Police Officer”

Dear President Lavigne, As I’m sure you know by now, your first…