National Study Discovers New Breed of “Old White Guy”: Bernie Sanders

Friday, the United States electorate discovered a brand new variety of person…

As Government Shutdown Continues Indefinitely Congress Gets Absolutely Jacked at Local Gym

As the nation reels from the government shutdown, members of Congress have…

Family Dinners Become Problematic For Conservative Congressman Who Refuses to Pass Anything

When Billy asked his dad, Richard Whiteman, the House representative for Alabama’s…

Obama Goes on Erectile Dysfunction Tangent During State of the Union Address

Political analysts and news syndicates expressed surprise over President Obama’s State of…

Obama Appoints Fifteen During Congressional Recess

WASHINGTON, DC—Last week, while Congress was in recess, President Obama, in a…

Opinion: “I Never Said Any of Those Things”

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Congress Passes New Year’s Resolution

WASHINGTON, DC—Last night, after a year of almost no productivity, Congress passed…

Obama Expected To Give Sober Speech To Congress

Many were speculating whether Obama’s next speech to Congress would be one…

Franken Relaunches Comedy Career, Changes C-SPAN into Comedy Network

By Stanley Waters WASHINGTON D.C.—In an unexpected act of brilliance, comedian Al…