Last week, in punishment for the Pharaoh-like dictatorship of Mubarak in Egypt going a bit too far, God sent the 11th plague onto Egypt.
Egypt is now without the Internet.

Egyptians have been rioting in the streets about what has been called the harshest of the plagues.
Egyptian citizens have been unable to fuck around Facebook or watch dumb YouTube videos for almost a week now, and they have had enough.
Mubarak was unavailable to comment, but we hear he is still pissed off about the frogs in his bed and on his head. Stay tuned for more news about the lack of Internet by following us on Twitter, unless of course you are in Egypt, in which case, you can’t really do much of anything.

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