WHITE HOUSE–This past Tuesday, President Obama was about to start delivering his presentation on the proposed changes to the health care bill, when he suddenly realized that he forgot the dongle to connect his laptop to the projector.

Embarrassed, the president frantically ran back to his office, searched through all of his drawers, but to no avail.

Obama returned back to deliver his presentation, and stalled for about twenty five minutes while some of his aides went to go buy one at BestBuy.

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