Justin Bieber Shoots Heroin to Prove That He Is More Mature Than Miley Cyrus

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L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo

With environmental consciousness on the rise throughout the United States, product engineers…

IHUM to Give Out TShirts, Sunglasses at Lectures

In an attempt to boost turnout at the Introduction to Humanities lectures,…

Oprah Reports for Her Puppy fighting Ring on OSPN

Oprah Winfrey welcomed the New Year with the launch of her eagerly…

Apocalypse Near: WikiLeaks Releases Data Showing Who Looked At Your Facebook Page

North Korea Launches Starcraft attack on South Korea

In a dramatic move that stands to disrupt the political scene on…

The Flipside Weekly Update: January 9th

New Edition of Huckleberry Finn Will Eliminate Offensive Words, Like Huckleberry

Stanford Celebrates Orange Bowl Victory By Getting of Rid of Top Coach