After the death of their best player, Osama bin Laden (gamertag: OsamaMama34), at the hands of a highly trained team of Navy SEALS, Al-Qaeda has made the rash decision to rage quit the War on Terror.
“He was in such a good hiding place,” argued Al-Qaeda officials, “There is no way they could have found him unless they were looking at his screen.
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The SEALS were taken aback by the claims of cheating, explaining that they clearly had a UAV and could see Osama’s red dot on the radar.
“Besides,” a member of the SEALS team told Flipside reporters, “that noob was just camping anyway.
And we pwned his ass. Get over it.”
Al-Qaeda members remain defiant saying “We were gonna stop playing soon anyway. This just made the war end faster.
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