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Bin Laden Receives Both Criticism And Praise For Porno Stash

May 15, 2011 4:10 pmComments Off on Bin Laden Receives Both Criticism And Praise For Porno Stash
Bin Laden Receives Both Criticism And Praise For Porno Stash

US military officials recently revealed that they had found a large archive of pornography in Osama Bin Laden’s compound. Analysts say this development will likely tarnish Bin Laden’s image within the predominantly conservative terrorist organizations. Aalam Bashir, a fur merchant from Pakistan, was especially disappointed in Bin Laden. “I had […]

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Al-Qaeda Accuses SEALS of Screen-Looking, Rage Quit After Osama Kill

May 11, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Al-Qaeda Accuses SEALS of Screen-Looking, Rage Quit After Osama Kill
Al-Qaeda Accuses SEALS of Screen-Looking, Rage Quit After Osama Kill

After the death of their best player, Osama bin Laden (gamertag: OsamaMama34), at the hands of a highly trained team of Navy SEALS, Al-Qaeda has made the rash decision to rage quit the War on Terror. “He was in such a good hiding place,” argued Al-Qaeda officials, “There is no […]

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With Osama Dead, Search For Remaining Horcruxes Intensifies

May 9, 2011 10:00 amComments Off on With Osama Dead, Search For Remaining Horcruxes Intensifies
With Osama Dead, Search For Remaining Horcruxes Intensifies

While the death of Osama bin Laden marks a tremendous achievement for the United States, military officials report that the War on Terror is far from over.  Lieutenant Colonel Bradley Connors told the White House press corps, “bin Laden knew al Qaeda’s mission would continue long after his death, so he […]

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Security Forces Capture Part of Osama bin Laden

May 27, 2010 2:30 am0 comments
Security Forces Capture Part of Osama bin Laden

QANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN–Today the Pentagon reported that marines operational in the mountainous northeast regions of Afghanistan were able to bring a major piece of the 9/11 mastermind to justice.  A toenail identified as formerly belonging to bin Laden now awaits custody in a Ft. Bragg detention facility.  “I was doing my […]

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