In a recent press conference, Jim Harbaugh announced that he will be leaving Stanford to pursue “a deal he just couldn’t pass up.

This deal was a five-year $30,000 contract with Northern Pines High School in Edgewood, Missouri.

“It’s here I feel that I can make the most impact,” Harbaugh said in the press conference.
“I will also get the chance to teach 3rd and 5th period gym classes, which is something I’ve wanted for a long time.

Others involved question Harbaugh’s motives, saying he is only doing it for the money and to hit on high school cheerleaders.

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