Ninja Loses Throwing Stars, Keys in Worst Day Ever

Koga, Japan—Ruffling frantically through the piles of yari spears and rocket-propelled arrows…

Nation Nervously Looks On As Trump Appoints Horse To Senate, Takes Up Fiddle

Growing more uneasy with the decision each passing day, Washington insiders have…

Student Protests Twitter Character Limit By Not Completing Any of His Sentenc

Senior Justin Henshaw rose to Stanford-wide internet infamy Sunday after taking a stand…

Op-Ed: I May Not Agree With What You Have To Say But I Will Defend Your Right To Terrify Our Roommate, Jeff

Our nation stands divided. After an incredibly bitter and emotional election season,…

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Sources indicate that your essay is still due this Thursday at 5:00…

Facebook Friend From High School Tries To Uncover Truth About Crooked Hillary Before Media Silences Him

YOUR FACEBOOK TIMELINE — After the last debate between presidential hopefuls Donald…

NRA Seriously Considered All Candidates Before Trump Endorsement

Last week’s NRA endorsement of presidential candidate Donald Trump surprised few. Nevertheless,…