Sources indicate that your essay is still due this Thursday at 5:00 PM PST. Your professor is touched by your email, and understands how you’re feeling, but unfortunately will not change the deadline. He wants you to know that he is also very upset, and regrettably will continue to be so while grading your paper.

Your TA is not a trained therapist, but please direct all further concerns to her.

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