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Researchers from the United Nations announced on Sunday that Nargistan, once a…

Single Survivor Cheers Glory of Korea in Irradiated Ruins of Pyongyang

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Portugal Loses Government in High-Stakes Poker Game

Citing decreased inhibitions and a marked lack of prudence, Portugal reported last…

Taiwan Not Buying It That China “Forgot To Call” for 60 Years

The world was shocked by the recent news that China and Taiwan…

Justin Trudeau Makes Local Student Question Sexuality, Nationality

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Poor, Dumb Bastard Loses Last Remaining Copy of Magna Carta

London, England –British Library curator Andrew Martin, well known in archival social…

Vladimir Putin Shocked To Find Ukraine Not As Large As It Appears On RISK Board

A new development in the ongoing Ukraine crisis came to light last…

Mass Media Frenzy Surrounds Length, Girth of Royal Baby’s First Solid Poop

Given the furor that surrounds the Royal Family in even the most…