Tom Brady’s Tires Deflated As Part of NFL’s New “Eye-for-an-Eye” Disciplinary Program

Late Wednesday night, sources report that two low-level NFL staffers deflated the…

Op-Ed: When They Said Stanford Supports Systemic Oppression, That’s When I Knew I was a FoSho Fro

I’ll never forget that moment. It was admit weekend, the activities fair,…

Poor, Dumb Bastard Loses Last Remaining Copy of Magna Carta

London, England –British Library curator Andrew Martin, well known in archival social…

Bostonians Feel Closure Knowing Tsarnaev Finally About to Start Lengthy Appeals Process

New App Encourages Users to Meet, Beat the Shit out of Each Other

Palo Alto—Calling his application an “exciting reinvention of how people interact,” local…

Study Finds Poor Math Scores Correlated with Number of Fingers Missing

PROVIDENCE, RI—After years of consistently high scores in all subjects with the…