NRA Seriously Considered All Candidates Before Trump Endorsement

Last week’s NRA endorsement of presidential candidate Donald Trump surprised few. Nevertheless,…

“Liberals Get Offended Too Easily” Says Offended Man

RALEIGH, N.C.—After finishing a long-winded rant about the hypersensitivity of college liberals,…

National Theta Chi Fraternity: “Human Centipede Is For Pledges ONLY”

Following news that they will be suing Stanford University, the national fraternity…

Rubio Nears Cruz Endorsement As tortured Soul Trapped In FL Senator Cries Out For Help

Florida senator Marco Rubio discussed the suspension of his presidential campaign last…

Nation Demands More Bad News

WASHINGTON D.C.—Individuals and advocacy groups from across the United States have organized…

Talking Fish That Replaced Republican Primary Will Not Stop Singing

When it was first revealed that the Republican party would be replacing…