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Report: Condoleeza Rice Subjected Guantanamo Prisoners to IHUM

Report: Condoleeza Rice Subjected Guantanamo Prisoners to IHUM
STANFORD, CA—A controversial video showing Roble residents questioning Rice on her policies has been a hit on YouTube. Due to its popularity, the video has since been picked up by several national TV...
May 11th, 2009

New Pro-Life Movement Champions Rights of the Undead

Justice For the Undead, a new advocacy group, is adding another angle to the controversial pro-life/pro-choice debate by demanding rights for those who have risen from the grave. “The undead...
May 11th, 2009

Specter Finally Comes Out of the Closet

Specter Finally Comes Out of the Closet
WASHINGTON, DC—After serving the state of Pennsylvania for thirty years, United States Senator Arlen Specter surprised everyone when, last Monday, he announced that he would step out of the closet and...
May 5th, 2009

Liberal Tea-Baggers Counter-Protest with Organic Free Trade Jasmine Matche Green Tea

Liberal Tea-Baggers Counter-Protest with Organic Free Trade Jasmine Matche Green Tea
May 5th, 2009

Come to the Condival!

Come to the Condival!
April 28th, 2009

The Flipside Magazine – AIG: Think You’re Mad Now? Wait Until You Find Out What It Stands For

The Flipside Magazine – AIG: Think You’re Mad Now? Wait Until You Find Out What It Stands For
March 30th, 2009

Lone Strand of Grass Surives on Wilbur Field

Lone Strand of Grass Surives on Wilbur Field
March 1st, 2009

Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”

Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”
JACKSON—Just a few months after bringing “Intelligent Design” into Mississippi classrooms, the Department of Education in Mississippi has decided to bring a new controversial theory to students...
February 8th, 2009

Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved

Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved
Punxsutawney, PA—In the timeless tradition of groundhogs that have come before him, Punxsutawney Phil came out last Monday, February 2nd and saw his shadow. Meteorologists and environmentalists around...
February 8th, 2009

Sick of Domestic Singles, Many Turn To International Date Line

Sick of Domestic Singles, Many Turn To International Date Line
By Jerry Vickname LIFUKA, TONGA—The dating world has been turned upside down as many people around the world are looking abroad to find true love. Dating, which once was considered strictly a local practice,...
January 25th, 2009