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Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious

Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious
After years of bitter struggle, the Israel and Palestine camps have reached an agreement: Modern Family is the best show on television. Negotiations had been at a standstill until both sides realized it...
January 30th, 2012

Huntsman Drops Out of GOP Race in Hopes of Having an Affair

Huntsman Drops Out of GOP Race in Hopes of Having an Affair
January 17th, 2012

GOP Nominates a Cement Mixing Truck

GOP Nominates a Cement Mixing Truck
Confronted with a sorry group of candidates growing more ridiculous with each passing debate, the GOP recently announced an intent to forgo party decorum in favor of an unorthodox political strategy in...
January 17th, 2012

Woman Accuses Cain of “Professional Relationship” as Campaign Comes to Close

Woman Accuses Cain of “Professional Relationship” as Campaign Comes to Close
Just days after announcing the suspension of his presidential campaign, Herman Cain found himself in the midst of yet another political scandal as Roberta Hernandez accused Cain of engaging in a “professional...
December 16th, 2011

Ron Paul Traded to the Clippers

Ron Paul Traded to the Clippers
December 15th, 2011

Bill to Replace Scientific Method with “Blue’s Clues” Method

Bill to Replace Scientific Method with “Blue’s Clues” Method
CAPITOL HILL—Today, Congress heard arguments over a bill that would mandate the replacement of the scientific method with what lawmakers are calling the “Blue’s Clues” method. The bill would eliminate...
December 8th, 2011

God Tells GOP Candidate to Run to Increase Obama’s Chances

God Tells GOP Candidate to Run to Increase Obama’s Chances
November 29th, 2011

Violent Students Attack Police Pepper Spray Cans With Their Eyes

Violent Students Attack Police Pepper Spray Cans With Their Eyes
Within the last week, a video showing rioting students at UC Davis attacking unarmed cans of pepper spray with their eyes has gone viral and sparked outrage among pacifist and free-speech groups.  Protestors...
November 28th, 2011

Rick Perry Can’t Name Three Things He’s Thankful For

Rick Perry Can’t Name Three Things He’s Thankful For
Presidential hopeful Rick Perry sat down to dinner on Thursday for his favorite all-American holiday: Thanksgiving. Eager to convince his family that he deserves to be at the head of the table, he asserted...
November 28th, 2011

“Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill

“Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill
WASHINGTON, DC–Last week, amidst heated debate over Obama’s Jobs bill, the United States House of Representatives shut down after Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY) saw a spider. “We were debating Obama’s...
November 14th, 2011