A Royal Decree from DavidMan to the Stanford Community

To Our Loyal Constituents  Serfs, We, the DavidMan, have deigned to take valuable…

Imposter Syndrome is Leading Issue Among Students Who Murdered Admit and Stole Their Identity, Study Finds

A recent study by Counseling and Psychological Services has identified imposter syndrome…

Lame Rushee Refuses to Eat Bath Bomb, Doesn’t Get a Bid

Spring has sprung, and that means two things: Greek rush, and the…

Report: Snorting Essential Oils Proven More Effective than Vaccinations, Or Maybe They Just Smell Nicer

With recent news of a measles exposure in Hoover Tower, news of…

Students in Beginner Sailing Stoked to Learn How to Crew Boats, Exploit Vulnerabilities in College Admissions System

Saying they were “beyond excited,” students of PE 46: Sailing, Beginning begin…

Sailing Team Bribery Scandal Actually Cover Up for Black Market Organ Operation

Thanks to an anonymous tipster known only by the initials MTL, the…

FoHo’s Latest Issue is Just the Word “Allegedly” Printed Seven Hundred and Sixty-Three Times

Adoring fans of Stanford’s very own Fountain Hopper were shocked to find…