Ogwumike Selected No. 1 in WNBA Draft, Relegated to Life of Poverty and Anonymity

While the campus and football world have been abuzz with the expectation that Andrew Luck will be selected with the first overall pick in the NFL draft, senior Nnemkadi Ogwumike was silently selected with...

April 23rd, 2012

Disgruntled Groundskeeper Plants Crimson Flowers Instead of Cardinal Flowers

Jarring. Surreal. Nightmarish. These are only a few words that have been used to describe the aftermath of disgruntled gardener John Scarborough’s rampage. Fed up and undervalued, John spent an entire...

April 23rd, 2012

Mavericks Make Lamar Odom Inactive, So He Can Focus On His Reality Show

Forward Lamar Odom was dismissed from the reigning NBA champion Dallas Mavericks last Thursday so he could focus on his reality show. “Best show on TV,” said Mavericks Owner, Mark Cuban, as he complained...

April 19th, 2012

Closer Look Uncovers Possible Intent in Trayvon Martin Case

On Thursday, April 12, 2012, George Zimmerman was charged with the 2nd-degree murder of Trayvon Martin. Sources say that Martin was an unarmed 17-year-old with no criminal record. But was Martin actually...

April 18th, 2012

Newt Gingrich Flyers Freshmen Dorms In Last-Ditch Campaign Effort

Facing almost certain defeat in the ongoing Republican primaries, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich has launched a massive flyering campaign in the Stern and Wilbur dormitories in an effort to...

April 17th, 2012

ResEd Unveils Entrepreneurship-Free Dorm

This past week, Stanford dean of Residential Education Deborah Golder announced that, starting next fall, Naranja will be the testing grounds for a new entrepreneurship-free housing option. “We’ve...

April 16th, 2012

ASSU Election Proceeds Smoothly, Without Drama

Stanford sources are pleased to report that last week’s election proceeded unusually smoothly and without the melodrama and fuss that typically accompanies ASSU elections. “Nothing really happening...

April 16th, 2012

Match the Sorority to Its Breakfast Food

Draw a line connecting each Stanford sorority to its breakfast food.

April 16th, 2012

How To Spot a Sorority Girl

Here at the Flipside, we pride ourselves on knowing the ins and outs of sorority life. If you’ve been walking around campus and going to class wondering if some girl is in a sorority, we have come...

April 16th, 2012

Dean Julie to Step Down in June: “If IHUM Goes, I Go”

After years of loyal service to Stanford, Julie Lythcott-Haims, Dean of Freshmen and Undergraduate Advising, has officially declared that she will resign from her position in June. Yet this will not be...

April 11th, 2012

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