Racial Bias Programming Proves Effective: Six No Longer Afraid of Seven

A campus-wide initiative funded by Stanford’s Office for Inclusion, Belonging, and Intergroup…

The day Jerry Springer and me became Jerry Springer and I

I meet Jerry Springer every Wednesday night to go duckpin bowling. It’s…

So Cringe: All These Dumb Frosh Think It’s Normal To Wear Clothes

I might be a wise old sophomore now, but I still remember…

Enact the Conga Line Policy or Consider us No Longer Friends

Yeah, man, it’s Sunday night, and I just want some samosas. I’m…

Op-ed: I’m An Athlete and I Am Cognizant About How to Utilize A Thesaurus to Make Myself Appear Lettered and Also More Cerebral

As an athlete at Leland Stamford Junior University, I am unequivocally incensed…

Op-Ed: One Time an Athlete in a Golf Cart Ran Over My Dog and When I Asked Him to Apologize He Laughed and Ran Over My Cat

My tale begins way back when I was a wee frosh, I…

Op-Ed: The Daily and the FoHo are Fucking Narcs

You seeing this shit? The shit where every publication on campus except…

Op-Ed: How ‘Bout That Bar Mitzvah Way Up at the Capitol, Eh?

Boy, that bar mitzvah really looked like something, eh? You know, the…