341 Year 12 “I Can’t Stop Anthropomorphizing M&Ms Before Eating Them” — An Open Letter / Apology / Plea to First Look Host Maria Menounos It started with that damned commercial before Jumanji: The Next Level. That’s… Boaz KaffmanMarch 1, 2020
329 Articles Life Year 12 Review: My Son’s Circumcision is a Solid Two Stars Thank god for Yelp these days cause my son’s dick is looking… Boaz KaffmanOctober 16, 2019
325 Articles Business Year 11 Op Ed: A Joseph A. Banks Employee Won’t Stop Crashing My Lecture, and When a Tie Clip Took My Right Eye I’d Had Enough “You’re dressed like shit! Take this!” the man screams. He rips off… Boaz KaffmanMay 31, 2019
324 Articles Stanford Year 11 Op-Ed: Empirically, Frat Guys Paying at Tresidder with Number of Times Vomited is Not a Valid Form of Currency “Okay, that’ll be fourteen dollars.” Ah, Tresidder Tuesday. Usually a rainy affair,… Boaz KaffmanMay 21, 2019
319 Articles Opinion Year 11 Op-Ed: Today I Was Arrested at Tresidder For Throwing My Trash in the Wrong Bin Look, I get it, but when the cops accost you two seconds… Boaz KaffmanApril 16, 2019
316 Articles Stanford Year 11 Cardinal Nights Revealed to be Front for Underground Fight Club We’ve accepted bike crashes as commonplace at Stanford. Especially with the rain,… Boaz KaffmanMarch 11, 2019
313 Articles Life Stanford Year 11 Leaked: Read the Marriage Pact Story The Daily REFUSES to Publish! Editors Note: The following story was leaked to The Flipside after The… Boaz KaffmanFebruary 24, 2019
311 Articles Life Year 11 Dear Abby, My Dorm is Going to the Aquarium and I Really Want to Steal an Octopus but I’m Terrified of Coach Buses. What Do I Do? Sincerely, Tentacle Thief Dear Tentacle Thief, Look, it’s a whole wide world out there. And… Boaz KaffmanFebruary 11, 2019
302 Articles Local Year 11 Area Man Invents Bayonet So He Can Bring Knife to Gun Fight Noting that he always seems to lose his cowboy-style showdowns — by… Boaz KaffmanNovember 4, 2018
301 Articles Stanford Year 11 The Flu Makes Hoover Tower Flaccid: A Flipside True Crime Exposé While Stanford students have been trying their best to avoid sickness this… Boaz KaffmanOctober 21, 2018