393 Articles TAPS 103 Professor Fired for Having no Lesson Plans Several days ago, Cecilia Maumgartner, a longstanding improv teacher at Stanford, was… Boaz KaffmanOctober 26, 2022
391 Articles Year 15 The day Jerry Springer and me became Jerry Springer and I I meet Jerry Springer every Wednesday night to go duckpin bowling. It’s… Boaz KaffmanOctober 5, 2022
391 Articles Enact the Conga Line Policy or Consider us No Longer Friends Yeah, man, it’s Sunday night, and I just want some samosas. I’m… Boaz KaffmanOctober 5, 2022
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341 Year 12 “I Can’t Stop Anthropomorphizing M&Ms Before Eating Them” — An Open Letter / Apology / Plea to First Look Host Maria Menounos It started with that damned commercial before Jumanji: The Next Level. That’s… Boaz KaffmanMarch 1, 2020
329 Articles Life Year 12 Review: My Son’s Circumcision is a Solid Two Stars Thank god for Yelp these days cause my son’s dick is looking… Boaz KaffmanOctober 16, 2019
325 Articles Business Year 11 Op Ed: A Joseph A. Banks Employee Won’t Stop Crashing My Lecture, and When a Tie Clip Took My Right Eye I’d Had Enough “You’re dressed like shit! Take this!” the man screams. He rips off… Boaz KaffmanMay 31, 2019
324 Articles Stanford Year 11 Op-Ed: Empirically, Frat Guys Paying at Tresidder with Number of Times Vomited is Not a Valid Form of Currency “Okay, that’ll be fourteen dollars.” Ah, Tresidder Tuesday. Usually a rainy affair,… Boaz KaffmanMay 21, 2019
319 Articles Opinion Year 11 Op-Ed: Today I Was Arrested at Tresidder For Throwing My Trash in the Wrong Bin Look, I get it, but when the cops accost you two seconds… Boaz KaffmanApril 16, 2019
