TAPS 103 Professor Fired for Having no Lesson Plans

Several days ago, Cecilia Maumgartner, a longstanding improv teacher at Stanford, was…

The day Jerry Springer and me became Jerry Springer and I

I meet Jerry Springer every Wednesday night to go duckpin bowling. It’s…

Enact the Conga Line Policy or Consider us No Longer Friends

Yeah, man, it’s Sunday night, and I just want some samosas. I’m…

“I Can’t Stop Anthropomorphizing M&Ms Before Eating Them” — An Open Letter / Apology / Plea to First Look Host Maria Menounos

It started with that damned commercial before Jumanji: The Next Level. That’s…

Review: My Son’s Circumcision is a Solid Two Stars

Thank god for Yelp these days cause my son’s dick is looking…

Op Ed: A Joseph A. Banks Employee Won’t Stop Crashing My Lecture, and When a Tie Clip Took My Right Eye I’d Had Enough

“You’re dressed like shit! Take this!” the man screams. He rips off…

Op-Ed: Empirically, Frat Guys Paying at Tresidder with Number of Times Vomited is Not a Valid Form of Currency

“Okay, that’ll be fourteen dollars.” Ah, Tresidder Tuesday. Usually a rainy affair,…

Op-Ed: Today I Was Arrested at Tresidder For Throwing My Trash in the Wrong Bin

Look, I get it, but when the cops accost you two seconds…