Articles by: William Golub

Admin Announces Fall Quarter Plan: Stanford at Sea

May 17, 2020 11:41 amComments Off on Admin Announces Fall Quarter Plan: Stanford at Sea
Admin Announces Fall Quarter Plan: Stanford at Sea

After weeks of long-winded statements with no new information, President Tessier-Lavigne’s most recent email was a welcome change. He and the Vice Provost for Maritime Operations Brett Crozier announced on Monday the much-anticipated plans for Stanford’s fall 2020 quarter. “Ahoy mateys,” the email began, “after careful consideration of the 2020 […]

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STANFORD UNDER INVESTIGATION BY DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY: University Reportedly Selling Student Drugs to Make Up for Rapidly Dwindling Endowment

April 24, 2020 4:44 pmComments Off on STANFORD UNDER INVESTIGATION BY DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY: University Reportedly Selling Student Drugs to Make Up for Rapidly Dwindling Endowment
STANFORD UNDER INVESTIGATION BY DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY: University Reportedly Selling Student Drugs to Make Up for Rapidly Dwindling Endowment

Following the well-handled and not-at-all-haphazard evacuation of undergraduate dorms, Stanford University has been faced with answering the question coming from many students — what the hell was going to happen to all their belongings left on campus, from vibrators and history textbooks to recreational drugs of all kinds and large […]

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