343 Articles Stanford Year 12 Stanford Mall Closes Down as Massive “Sue Mobs” Swarm the Parking Lots in Hopes of Free Tuition Over the past few weeks, mass hysteria has swept over the parking… Nicholas SanchezApril 18, 2020
342 Articles Life Year 12 Disney Applauded for Casting First Openly Queer Character as Disgusting Roach Who Gets Stepped On During Opening Credits Last Thursday, Disney joined the ranks of uber-corporations who recognize the turning… Ben Harley DavidsonApril 18, 2020
Oh No! 27th Consecutive Housing Email This Week Actually Contained Information Necessary for You to Graduate Following their first 26 emails this week, which contained zero relevant information… Byron CalabasasApril 18, 2020
In Response to Coronavirus, TSA Will Cut Down on Racially Profiling Middle Eastern Travelers to Focus on Racially Profiling Chinese Ones According to internal communications obtained by the Flipside, the U. S. Transportation… Julia GongApril 18, 2020
342 Articles Opinion Year 12 Op-Ed: After Seeing Each Democratic Candidate Eat a Cinnamon Roll at Last Week’s Debate, I Know that Pete’s the One Maybe you were surprised last week when the host of last week’s… Alex DurhamMarch 1, 2020
341 Articles Life Uncategorized Year 12 Flipside News in Brief: Candy, Racism, Candy Gummy Bears Exist Solely to Fuck and Die, Study Finds A recent… Flipside StaffMarch 1, 2020
Op-Ed: So What If I Put Sweet-and-Savory Ham, Black Forest Turkey, a Delectable Cheese Selection, and Honey Dijon on My Pop Tart? Sandwich-making is a secret lore, a tradition, an art— and though I… Ben Harley DavidsonMarch 1, 2020
340 Articles Stanford Year 12 Student Staff Group Interview Devolves into Bloodbath After RF Throws Snapped Pool Cue, Depressed Frosh into Room Applications for next year’s Resident Assistant roles at Otero took a dark… Ben Harley DavidsonFebruary 14, 2020
Amazing – Schoolyard Kid Single-Handedly Eliminates Bullying by Choosing Smallest, Wimpiest Kid for His Recess Dodgeball Team The sun was out, the birds were chirping, and the 8. 5-inch… Alex DurhamFebruary 14, 2020
340 Articles Opinion Year 12 Op-Ed: I’m an Assistant Professor and I Show You I’m Cool Through My Hip Emails Hey, little dude. It’s me, your assistant professor in his mid-thirties, the… Gracie NewmanFebruary 14, 2020
