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Registrar’s Office to Take Serious Look at Student Schedules

The Office of the University Registrar has kicked up some dust recently…

Poor Guy Convinces Himself he is Popular with Authentication Codes

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Sexually Confused Electrical Engineering Major Receives Mixed Signals 

Electrical Engineering Sophomore Stuart Robertson found himself befuddled last Friday afternoon over…

Google Barge Mystery Solved

The mysterious emergence of several Google-owned barges off the San Francisco Bay…

New iPad Unveiled (Veiled Option Also Available)

Apple’s October 22 invitation to the unveiling of new iPads has caused…

My Anti-Existential Crisis: A Stanford Senior’s Quest for Emptiness

My name is Jeremy Rodgers and I am a Stanford senior. My…