Administration Offers Red Zone Points For Attending Under-Enrolled Lectures

Students can now step outside of their academic comfort zone into…the Red…

World’s Top Physicists Agree: NBC Should Not Put Parks and Recreation on Hiatus

Following the announcement from television and radio network NBC that the popular…

Class of ’67 Alumnus Distributes Medical Marijuana Labels to Connect with Current Students Who Also Use Hashtags

“Stanford students are spoiled now,” said the nonetheless generous donor as he…

Bashar al-Assad Shocked at Stanford Post Office Wait Times

  In a rare press release from the civil-war-torn Syrian government, President…

Stanford Dominates Hapless Oregon State 20-12

Saturday night’s game between Stanford and host Oregon State may have been…

Freshman Accidentally Hooks Up with John Arillaga at Full Moon On the Quad

Billy Rosenstein knew Full Moon the Quad would be an interesting night.…

Study Confirms That Bitches, As Suspected, Ain’t Shit But Hoes and Tricks

When Dr. Dre proposed in his seminal theoretical work, “The Chronic”, the…