Kevin Hogan Severely Mishandles Final Two Handoffs in Stanford Loss

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Stanford to Phase in “Ways of Drinking, Ways of Screwing” Requirements for Class of 2017

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A Freshman’s Guide to the History of Stanford

Stanford was founded in 1973 by Stan Ford who, after arriving home…

Freshman Develops PTSD After Roommate is Rolled Out for 15th Morning in a Row

Every incoming freshman is told that college will change their life. This…

President Hennessy Announces New “Just F*ck it” Application Screening Process

As Stanford continues its recent trend of increasing applicant pools, the class…

Sexually-Stifled Libertarians Respond to Government Shutdown with Hardcore Pornography

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East/West Campus Divide Deepens as John Hennessy is Shot in Drive By

In an event bound to enflame the already tense feud between Stanford’s…