France To Combat Domestic Violence By Kicking Muslim Women In The Shins

Following the controversial enforcement of their ban on wearing full-body “burkini” swimsuits…

Tired White Jogger Receives Police Aid

YONKERS, NY – Local police reports out of New York today show…

Hong Kong Protestors Resort to Violence, Umbrellas

Protests in Hong Kong reached a dangerous head this week, as various…

Adventurous Freshman Goes Out Without Bike Light

Reports have confirmed that, as incredulous and daring as it may seem,…

SU Alert: Suspicious Finals Creep up on Students

A recent press release from the Stanford Police Department reports that a…

2nd Grade Artistic Savant Crucial in Catching Stanford Robber

North Park Elementary 2nd grader and renowned criminal sketch artist Joey Habman…

Stanford Police Reassess Priorities After Recent Crimes

Stanford, CA — Stanford Police are reevaluating their squad-car assignments and setting…

The Police Blogger: Computer Security and Recording Devices

By Joe Phillips, Policeman I’m Joe, but you can call me the…