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PHEs Awarded $9,000 in Monopoly Money© to Compensate for Pay Inequity

November 12, 2018 11:46 amComments Off on PHEs Awarded $9,000 in Monopoly Money© to Compensate for Pay Inequity
PHEs Awarded $9,000 in Monopoly Money© to Compensate for Pay Inequity

Amidst calls from around campus to equalize payment of campus Peer Health Educators (PHE) relative to their Resident Assistant (RA) competitors, Stanford Administration has finally responded with a solution satisfactory to all parties involved: PHEs will be compensated for the approximately $9,000 difference in pay—$3,075 per year compared to RAs’ […]

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PHE’s Stop Giving Out Glow in the Dark Condoms, Dudes Lose Their Dicks

November 5, 2018 7:00 pmComments Off on PHE’s Stop Giving Out Glow in the Dark Condoms, Dudes Lose Their Dicks
PHE’s Stop Giving Out Glow in the Dark Condoms, Dudes Lose Their Dicks

In protest of the grotesquely low salaries they are being paid, peer health educators (PHEs) across all dorms are now going on strike. As a part of this strike, they are refusing to dole out the usual supply of Neosporin, band aids, and life advice. What has proven the most […]

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Overzealous PHE Caught Castrating Residents

October 29, 2018 7:00 pmComments Off on Overzealous PHE Caught Castrating Residents
Overzealous PHE Caught Castrating Residents

The past years have seen numerous efforts by the administration to foster a safe sexual culture and combat the rampant teenage pregnancy rate afflicting campus – to no avail. Despite campaigns involving distributing brownies containing condoms and including birth control pills in dining halls at weekend brunch, the university students […]

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Thanks to New SHPRC Policy, Freshman Has So Many More Condoms Not to Use Now

October 22, 2012 12:01 pmComments Off on Thanks to New SHPRC Policy, Freshman Has So Many More Condoms Not to Use Now
Thanks to New SHPRC Policy, Freshman Has So Many More Condoms Not to Use Now

Following the announcement that the Sexual Health and Peer Resource Center (SHRPC) would be giving out 30 condoms per quarter as opposed to the previously established number of 12, sexless freshman Richard Softkins expressed his relief that he would have so many more condoms not to use. “I understand this […]

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Partygoers Heed PHE Advice, Leads to Worst Exotic Erotic Ever

May 18, 2009 2:37 pm0 comments
Partygoers Heed PHE Advice, Leads to Worst Exotic Erotic Ever

Many Sober, Fully Clothed Students Trek to 680 After many harshly worded flyers from the Peer Health Educators (PHE), the Stanford student body has listened. On Friday, May 15th, hundreds of boys and seven girls headed over to 680 Lomita for the annual and renowned Stanford tradition. However, because everyone […]

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Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

March 1, 2009 7:47 pm0 comments
Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit with an outbreak of dormyphilis, an infectious disease caused by excessive amounts of inter-dorm sexual relations, also known as dormcest. “We all know it’s a threat,” Cedro Resident Fellow David Fitzgerald said. “But we didn’t think it happen […]

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