Obama Savors Silent Fist-Pump After Nailing Long-Range Paper-to-Wastebasket Shot

Whispering “Kobe” as the crumpled defense deployment report floated effortlessly into his…

Unlikely Duo Obama and Abigail have Rollicking Valentine’s Romance on The Farm

When Sophomore Abigail Schmidt woke up last Saturday, she was planning on…

Obama: No More Boots on the Ground

In keeping with President Obama’s promise of “no more boots on the…

Obama Hires Hype Man For State of the Union Address

  Angered by what he perceived to be a general sense of…