Major Plan Narrowly Survives Third Round of Parental Questioning

Though it seemed that her parents’ puzzled nodding might spill over into…

Obama Savors Silent Fist-Pump After Nailing Long-Range Paper-to-Wastebasket Shot

Whispering “Kobe” as the crumpled defense deployment report floated effortlessly into his…

Tactical Withdrawal From Conversation No Match For Tactical Airstrike

Austin Mckenton was tragically killed during Frost this past weekend as a…

Quote of the Week 5/16/16

“Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Tell a…