Falling In Polls, Rubio Unleashes ‘First The Worst, Second The Best’ Strategy

Fresh off a string of disappointing Super Tuesday results, Marco Rubio has…

GOP Nominates a Cement Mixing Truck

Confronted with a sorry group of candidates growing more ridiculous with each…

God Tells GOP Candidate to Run to Increase Obama’s Chances

Lex Luthor Top Contender in GOP Presidential Race

METROPOLIS—Republicans across the country were stunned when famed philanthropist and long-time supervillain…

Opinion: Give Fetuses The Vote in 2012

This past November, I watched with horror as Barack Hussein Obama captured…

America’s Balls Shrink 40% After Obama Victory, GOP’s Worst Fears Confirmed

True to the predictions of several conservative pundits and bloggers, electing the…