Falling In Polls, Rubio Unleashes ‘First The Worst, Second The Best’ Strategy

Fresh off a string of disappointing Super Tuesday results, Marco Rubio has…

GOP Nominates a Cement Mixing Truck

Confronted with a sorry group of candidates growing more ridiculous with each…

Lex Luthor Top Contender in GOP Presidential Race

METROPOLIS—Republicans across the country were stunned when famed philanthropist and long-time supervillain…

America’s Balls Shrink 40% After Obama Victory, GOP’s Worst Fears Confirmed

True to the predictions of several conservative pundits and bloggers, electing the…