Tactical Withdrawal From Conversation No Match For Tactical Airstrike

Austin Mckenton was tragically killed during Frost this past weekend as a…

Brilliant Student Checks Smartphone To Defuse Awkward Situation

Reports have been flooding in that after a two- to three-second long…

Ask a Terrible Crossing the Line Moderator

Dear Terrible Crossing the Line Moderator, My roommate and I get along…

Frosh Formal Location Announced: Alcatraz

Frosh council unveiled the location of the upcoming formal dance, tactfully held…

United States Government Reforms Social Security to Protect Your Social Life

WASHINGTON, D.C–Amid skepticism of the future viability of the Social Security program,…

Facebook Friends Meet for the First Time

This week, Stanford students Alice Walker ’11 and Patricia Freeman ‘11 finally…

Conversation Lasts Longer Than Expected

Stanford student Mitchell Green through he’d just stop and say “hi” to…

Partygoers Heed PHE Advice, Leads to Worst Exotic Erotic Ever

Many Sober, Fully Clothed Students Trek to 680 After many harshly worded…

Awkward Silence Prolonged by Belated “Just Kidding”

Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

The skateboarding conditions have been reportedly sub-par over the passed week or…