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Tactical Withdrawal From Conversation No Match For Tactical Airstrike

May 16, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Tactical Withdrawal From Conversation No Match For Tactical Airstrike
Tactical Withdrawal From Conversation No Match For Tactical Airstrike

Austin Mckenton was tragically killed during Frost this past weekend as a Predator missile locked onto his position following his coy declaration that he “had to take a leak”, utterly annihilating him. Friends nearby reported that moments before his death, Austin had recognized that the conversation topic was becoming increasingly […]

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Brilliant Student Checks Smartphone To Defuse Awkward Situation

May 28, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Brilliant Student Checks Smartphone To Defuse Awkward Situation
Brilliant Student Checks Smartphone To Defuse Awkward Situation

Reports have been flooding in that after a two- to three-second long lull in conversation with people she didn’t know very well, sophomore Anita Patel whipped her smartphone out of her pocket and scrutinized it with exaggerated care, immediately reassuring all parries present that the situation was not really awkward […]

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Ask a Terrible Crossing the Line Moderator

February 11, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Ask a Terrible Crossing the Line Moderator
Ask a Terrible Crossing the Line Moderator

Dear Terrible Crossing the Line Moderator, My roommate and I get along pretty well, but he has a bunch of habits that kind of bug me. I can’t tell if it’s worth talking to him about them or if I’m just being oversensitive. This is my first time sharing a […]

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Frosh Formal Location Announced: Alcatraz

February 4, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Frosh Formal Location Announced: Alcatraz
Frosh Formal Location Announced: Alcatraz

Frosh council unveiled the location of the upcoming formal dance, tactfully held the day right after Valentine’s day, which shouldn’t be awkward at all. The romantic evening will begin with a bus ride out to San Francisco, and then a ferry across the water to the infamous island prison. Upon […]

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United States Government Reforms Social Security to Protect Your Social Life

October 3, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on United States Government Reforms Social Security to Protect Your Social Life
United States Government Reforms Social Security to Protect Your Social Life

WASHINGTON, D.C–Amid skepticism of the future viability of the Social Security program, the government passed a sweeping reform to protect your social life and ensure your long-term social viability. Government statistics have shown that America’s awkwardness has grown 80% each year since the Internet went viral in the 90s. This […]

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Facebook Friends Meet for the First Time

May 7, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Facebook Friends Meet for the First Time
Facebook Friends Meet for the First Time

This week, Stanford students Alice Walker ’11 and Patricia Freeman ‘11 finally met in person after being Facebook for friends for over a year. Being part of the same graduating class, they have been in numerous classes together but never before acknowledged the other’s physical existence outside the virtual comfort […]

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Conversation Lasts Longer Than Expected

January 1, 2010 1:49 am0 comments
Conversation Lasts Longer Than Expected

Stanford student Mitchell Green through he’d just stop and say “hi” to his dorm-mate from last year. As Kelly Peterson made  her way to the Mudd Chemistry building for section, Mitchell smiled and politely asked how her day was going. After a minute of pleasantries, Mitchell reminded Kelly about that […]

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Partygoers Heed PHE Advice, Leads to Worst Exotic Erotic Ever

May 18, 2009 2:37 pm0 comments
Partygoers Heed PHE Advice, Leads to Worst Exotic Erotic Ever

Many Sober, Fully Clothed Students Trek to 680 After many harshly worded flyers from the Peer Health Educators (PHE), the Stanford student body has listened. On Friday, May 15th, hundreds of boys and seven girls headed over to 680 Lomita for the annual and renowned Stanford tradition. However, because everyone […]

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Awkward Silence Prolonged by Belated “Just Kidding”

March 1, 2009 10:41 pm0 comments
Awkward Silence Prolonged by Belated “Just Kidding”
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Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

February 26, 2009 10:03 pm0 comments
Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

The skateboarding conditions have been reportedly sub-par over the passed week or so due to the occasional rainstorm, which leave the pavement around campus slippery and filled with piled up debris (twigs and pine needles). However, on a quite clear and fair day for skateboarding earlier in the week novice […]

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