Flipside’s Actions, Words, Compete for Who Can Speak the Loudest

On Thursday, after an op-ed in the Daily accused the Flipside’s Actions…

New Al Qaeda Hostage Video Stuns Nation

A new hostage tape released by Al Qaeda has drawn universal condemnation…

Johnny Beauregard Wins Tic-Tac-Toe World Championship

Deep in the renowned basement of Mike’s All-You-Can-Eat BBQ Buffet, a legend…

Fandango Employees Weep for Man Who Bought One Ticket to New Big Momma Movie

We at Fandango would like to express our heartfelt sympathies and prayers…

‘E’ Tired of Coming After ‘I’, Acheives Change to Rule

Last week, the letter E testified before the Superior Court of Alphabet…

U.S. Marines to Use Super Soakers as Main Firearms

Citing a desire to adopt a non-lethal approach to deterring enemies, the…