On Thursday, after an op-ed in the Daily accused the Flipside’s Actions of not speaking loudly enough, an argument about who could speak louder erupted in the Flipside offices between Actions and Words. The argument immediately escalated both in terms of volume and violence.

Actions, for some reason, could not match the auditory volume of Words, so Actions proceeded to beat the shit out of Words. Words, who was unable to act, just kept saying “Ow! That hurts! Stop it!”

Actions eventually listened to Words and stopped. Actions subsequently hugged Words in a silent embrace. Words then said, “I love you,” to Actions. Both smiled, stopped fighting, and went back to making people laugh.

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