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Public Service Announcement: Notorious PSET Strangler Still at Large

The Stanford Police Department would like to notify all students to be…

Taylor Swift Goes Incognito in Local High School, Searching for Next Boyfriend

Taylor Swift has decided to return to school- but it’s not just…

Letter to the Editor of the Badger Herald: Wisconsin’s Conformist Marching Band

(in response to the Op Ed by John E. in the Daily)…

Teenage Girl Loses Faith in Horoscope, Turns to Magic Eight Ball

At approximately 2:50pm EST, as the students of Carter Middle School filed…

NRA Begins New Campaign Advertising to Children

Following the NRA’s fumbling response to the tragic Newtown shooting, the organization…

Ask a Person in Discussion Who Clearly Didn’t Do the Reading

Dear Person in Discussion Who Clearly Didn’t Do the Reading, I hate…