Articles by: Kyle Hoffer

Binge-Watcher Finishes Netflix Over Spring Break

March 31, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Binge-Watcher Finishes Netflix Over Spring Break
Binge-Watcher Finishes Netflix Over Spring Break

Claiming that she was “looking for something to do over Spring Break” and that “the whole thing really took on a life of its own,” sophomore Katie Wheeler successfully managed to binge-watch every season of Netflix over the course of the past week. “Campus was really slow over Spring Break.  […]

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The Curse is Broken: Stanford Men’s Basketball Reaches NCAA Tournament For First Time in Flipside Era

March 16, 2014 4:00 pmComments Off on The Curse is Broken: Stanford Men’s Basketball Reaches NCAA Tournament For First Time in Flipside Era
The Curse is Broken: Stanford Men’s Basketball Reaches NCAA Tournament For First Time in Flipside Era

With Stanford drawing a #10 seed and a matchup against New Mexico in the South regional of the 2014 Men’s NCAA Tournament, the Cardinal have broken a six-year tournament drought that began when the Flipside arrived on The Farm following the end of the 2008 season. Stanford was in the […]

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Putin Violates “Dick Move, Bro” Provision of UN Charter

March 12, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Putin Violates “Dick Move, Bro” Provision of UN Charter
Putin Violates “Dick Move, Bro” Provision of UN Charter

According to Flipside reporters on the ground in Crimea, Russian troops have invaded the peninsula in what appears to be yet another example of Russian President Vladimir Putin acting like he has a giant stick up his ass. “Really, man?  You gonna keep this up?” said Ukrainian Prime Minister Arseniy […]

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Local Man Relieved Dashboard Clock No Longer An Hour Fast

March 10, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Local Man Relieved Dashboard Clock No Longer An Hour Fast
Local Man Relieved Dashboard Clock No Longer An Hour Fast
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Sigma Chi’s Graffiti Party Most Popular Misdemeanor-Themed Bash Yet

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Sigma Chi’s Graffiti Party Most Popular Misdemeanor-Themed Bash Yet

Stating that last Saturday’s frat party was the perfect combination of “chill,” “crunk,” and “ham,” brothers of the Sigma Chi fraternity have declared Graffiti Party – named for the misdemeanor form of vandalism – to be their most successful lesser-crime-themed party in years. “I think people came to Graffiti Party […]

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Behind the Numbers: SHPRC’s $38,250 Special Fees Budget

March 3, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on Behind the Numbers: SHPRC’s $38,250 Special Fees Budget
Behind the Numbers: SHPRC’s $38,250 Special Fees Budget

With Special Fees petitions beginning to circulate campus, many students are initially skeptical of SHRPC’s proposed 92% budget increase.  As ardent defenders of the integrity of the Special Fees process, the Stanford Flipside has taken it upon itself to explore SHPRC’s plans for a sexual health and peer resource revolution, […]

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Breaking: Students Agree That Weekend “Just Flew By”

February 24, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Breaking: Students Agree That Weekend “Just Flew By”
Breaking: Students Agree That Weekend “Just Flew By”

According to several independent sources, a group of freshmen students sitting in Stern Dining unanimously reached the conclusion that the previous weekend “simply flew by” and “wasn’t quite long enough, you know?”  Furthermore, the Larkin residents involved in the conversation are alleged to have arrived at this deduction on several […]

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Student Delaying Breakup to Finish “House of Cards” on Girlfriend’s Netflix Account

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Student Delaying Breakup to Finish “House of Cards” on Girlfriend’s Netflix Account
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Russo Café Suspiciously Well-Prepared for Tresidder Bomb Threat

February 11, 2014 4:30 pmComments Off on Russo Café Suspiciously Well-Prepared for Tresidder Bomb Threat
Russo Café Suspiciously Well-Prepared for Tresidder Bomb Threat

In the wake of this morning’s bomb threat at Tresidder Memorial Union, White Plaza seemed to fill with signs advertising lunch options at Munger’s Russo Café just a bit too quickly for many student’s comfort. “It seemed like a pretty high-quality sign,” said one of the dozens of Stanford students […]

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EANABs Tired of Being Judged Based Solely on Attractiveness

January 27, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on EANABs Tired of Being Judged Based Solely on Attractiveness
EANABs Tired of Being Judged Based Solely on Attractiveness

Working against years of labeling and stereotypes, Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverages (EANABs) have begun to fight back against Stanford student’s widespread, intolerant tendency to judge them entirely on appearance. “Even before we got to Stanford, the discrimination began with AlcoholEDU,” explained an Organic 100% No Pulp Orange Juice speaking on […]

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